Daily Greetings

Welcome to radio bed fm!
this is dj bedsheet hangin out w/ dj pillow..
for now i'll play u a song entitled "sleepytyt"
done by "switdrims" from d album"goodny"!


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Its a beautiful morning..
the sun is up, the birds are singing, your cellphone
is ringing ,your cellphone is ringing w/ my message
of GOOD MORNING!


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Receive my simple gift of
"HAPPY MORNING" wrapped w/ "SINCERITY"
tied w/ "CARE" and sealed w/ a "PRAYER"
2 keep u "SAFE"
GOOD MORNING!


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Tagalog Joke Qoutes Text Messages 03

Bakit natatakot bumaba ang mga babae sa jeep sa kanto ng TINIO st, sa San Pablo?Answer: Kasi ang sigaw ng driver “O yun bababa, KANTO TINIO NA”!!!!!

Tagalog Joke Qoutes Text Messages 02

ARSOBISPO: Padre, pinasok ka raw ng babaeng hubad sa kwarto mo? Anong ginawa mo?
PADRE: Tumakbo ako! E kung sa inyo po nangyari yung, Arsobispo, anong gagawin nyo?
ARSOBISPO: MAGSISINUNGALING DIN!!!!...

Tagalog Joke Qoutes Text Messages 01

Nagtanong ang teacher kay juan
Teacher:juan anung hayop
ang nagsisimula sa letter "k"
Juan:mam kuto po
Teacher:hindi!!
nagtatapos ito sa letter "w"
Juan:mam alam ko na kutow
Teacher:hindi!!
Pang lupa ito
Juan:mam alam ko na po kutow lupa
Teacher:hindi!!
May sungay toh
Juan:mam dimonyong kutow

Visayan Love Quotes Texts Messages 03

wEneVEr a bOy hUrTS u sO bAdLy,
dNt eVr sY "I h8 U" jZ sMyL n w8 tL HE aSks:
Do u h8 mE? aNSWEr no wAlk w/ a sMyL & sAy:

"KA gWApA nkO.. pRblEmhUn tkA? hiLAs...

Visayan Love Quotes Texts Messages 02

pg nabigo ka s pg ibig
wg kng iiyak...
wg kng hhabol...
wag kng mgmmaka-awa...
instead, 2mayo ka & b proud
2 say..."YES! available napd
ko!"...nyahahahahaha...

Visayan Love Qoutes Text Messages 01

In a girl's lyf, there are many
strugles, fears hartbrks & sadness bt it
dsnt reli matr at ol..

our main goal is 2..

stay hubag & maanyag naa o wla my uyab!