Pinoy Pick Up Lines

Masaya maging single, kaso hindi mo maiiwasang mainggit sa mga magkarelasyon

kung marunong lang sana ang lahat na tumupad sa salitang kanilang binibitawan edi sana wala ng taong nasasaktan at umaasa. saket?

Lahat ng DAM umaapaw na. Pati ang DAM-damin ko sayo umaapaw na rin

so kailangan palang ipagkalat na single ka? ano pinaparating mo? na dapat landiin ka? XD

kung karera lang sana to ng kalandian, di pa nagsisimula nasa finish line ka na.

Sweet Text Messages to Send to a Girl

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So, you want to tell her she's special, but you don't want to go overboard. Try out these sweet text messages, that speak for themselves.
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My life is perfect, only because you are in it.
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You can't see the sun when it rains, but you know it's there. I hope we can both be like the sun, who don't always see each other, but who are always there for each other.
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An angel once asked why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much because… I can't find a reason not to.
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A date is a mere formality, I need to complete, before I can tell you what you really mean to me.
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I admit I'll never be the perfect one. I'll never always be there. I may fail to make you smile at times, but there is one thing I could do. I could be the person I am, for you.
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My eyes are more precious, when you look into them; I know what's in a name, only when you say mine; my life is worth more, because you are in it.
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What makes some people more special than others? It's not just the happiness you feel when you meet them, but the anguish you feel, when you miss them.
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Certain people touch your heart in a way that you just can't stop thinking about them; that is the kind of person you are; so far, yet so near, so simple yet so desirable.
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There's no special reason for this message; I just want to steal a single moment of your busy life & hope I can make you smile when I say: I Miss You.

Sikat na Pinoy Pick-Up Lines 3

Pinaka masarap sa Mundo
isa sa
‘pinakamasarap’
na feeling sa
mundo ay yung..

makaPILING ka..

* harhar! Banat!

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kwentong charger
boy: ei, charger k b?
girl: bkit?
boy: coz i nid u 2 fill d emptiness in me
girl: uhm… teka an0ng unit k?
boy: huh?
girl: bka ndi tayo compatible…
;-)
tablado!
hahaha

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PAMATAY NA PICK-UP LINES:

Sikat na Pinoy Pick-Up Lines 2

Loview
Boy: lam mo ba ibat’ibang view?
Girl: oo, may topview, sideview, frontview, rearview.. Ano pa ba?
Boy: loview..


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Keep texting me and win prizes
Keep texting me and win exciting prizes.
1st Prize – lots of love
2nd Prize – lifetime textmate
3rd Prize – free stay in my heart.
OFFER VALID FOREVER.:-)


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Something so tender within your eyes
There is something so tender within your eyes that I find it impossible to look away..
and all that I know in the core of my heart is that here so surely I want to stay…


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Because you are my whole world

Girl: How much do you love me?

Boy: I love you very much.

Girl: If you really love me, scream it to the whole world.

Boy: *whispers to the girl. I love you very very very much.

Girl: Why did you just whisper it to me?

Boy: Because you are my whole world.

Your smile makes me high

Girl: ngdrugs ka ba?

Boy: why should I pollute my precious body with unnecessary drugs when my only desire is your smile to make me HIGH.

LMAO. :))

Let’s start with the kisses

Girlfriend: Ayaw ko na! I’ll return to you all the things you’ve given me!

Boyfriend: Okay then, let’s start with the kisses! (yan ang hirit!:-D)