Sikat na Pinoy Pick-Up Lines

Gusto ko maging sayo

Paglaki ko..

Gusto ko maging

SAYO.. =) yiiee..
Hahaha…

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Match Tayo

“kung posporo ka, at posporo ako..

MATCH tayo.”

:))

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Is the sun coming up?

Is that the sun coming up?

Or is that just you lighting up my day?

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Panget, kung wala ka

Panget!

siguro ng mundo ko kung wala ka..

haha.. :D

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Ikaw ang happiness ko

“bakit ko pa
kailangan
mag.open
ng coke ..

.. kung iKAW
naman ang
happiness ko?”

Ang cheesy!hahaha.

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You are like kulangot

Guy tells pakipot girl “you are like kulangot” 

girl is shocked guy says “because you are hard to get..

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BS Falling in Love Major in You

A cute qu0te ..

Guy:
Wat course r u taking up?

Girl:
BSHRM, how bout u?

Guy:
BS Falling in Love Major in You.

Girl:
Really ??! Do u kn0w dat i am planing 2 shift a c0rz ? It’s BSBK-WKC.

B0y:
Huh? (nac0nfused)

Girl:
BS in Basted Ka maj0r in Wa Kay Chance..

xD haha.

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It takes just one gaze

If you like someone, you don’t have to openly admit it.

Sometimes, it takes just one gaze to let that someone feel it.

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Iboto para sayo

“Lapit na naman ang Election..

Sana lang iboto ako ng nanay at tatay mo..

PARA SAYO.” cheesy! Hahaha

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Pwede mo ba ko samahan?

ui,san ka?pde mo b ko samahan?

Forever?..

-adik na.

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Mag-isa ka lang sa puso ko

BF: baby, hndi kb nalulungk0t?

GF: ha? hndi, bqt nmn aq
malulungk0t?

BF: eh kc, mgisa ka lng
sa puso q.. gus2 mu ng ksma?

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May farmville ka ba?

May farmville ka ba?

Pati kc puso ko nharvest mo na.

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Pinoy Pick-Up Lines

PINOY PICK UP LINES(cheesy but naka2 aliw din):
“Lumiliit ka yta? Dati ksi lampas ulo kita,
now nsa puso na kita”

“Unggoy ka ba? Ksi inakyat mo isipan ko. Sumabt ka pa
sa puso ko!”

“May band aid ka b?
Ksi nasugatan ako nng nahulog ako syo.”

“Sana piso k n lng at 100 ako, kc dako mabu2o
mabu2o ng wla ka.”

“Para kng alarm clock,ginisng mo ang natu2log kng puso.”