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Monday, January 24, 2011

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A teacher ask
"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"
A child replies
"feet- coz every nite
i c my mum with her feet in the air
screamin GOD I'M COMIN!"

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(_!_)An arse
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(!)Tight arse
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(_zzz_)Tired arse
(_E=mc2_)Smart arse

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OH YEAH

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FEELS GOOD!

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INSIDE!!!!

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I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!

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Women at

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When I think OF
you I always
smile. And then
I have A
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           // for A while!!!

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PRESENTING

(.)(.)
(.__.)
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 I . _. I
( (o_, )
POOH

(o)(o)
(.___.)
KERMIT

AND...

     ,,,
Ö(._.)Ö
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D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE
AN EMERGENCY LANDIN
IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE ??

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Come here,
take off ur pants+get on top of me.
Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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($"(,) tone...
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She unzipped his dotcom
when downloading.
Since he was virus free
he slotted his floppydisk
into her hotmail
she screamed yahoo!


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every1 can c it but only u can feel
its true warmth.
thank u 4 being
the pee in my pants

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