Funny SMS Text Messages

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
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Why did God Create U before Me....?

Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
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Roses are red,
violence are blue,
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo!
Don't be mad,
don't be blue,
Frankenstein was
ugly to!
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What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetation,
in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
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i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..
i...
i rather look at the moon again
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HALLO, this is your mobile.
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket,
want the smell is unbearable!!!


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we've known....
each other for....
quite a while now,
do u think we can b more....
than friends?
cos i like u very much.
will u b my partner 2...

rob a bank?
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You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
Me = Liar! :)
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Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!

m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...
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Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz incoming
is free for me... my friend
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U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
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=Wanted=

() "'" ()
 ( ._. )
-(,,)(,,)-

Name: ____
Age: ____
From: _____

If found running anywhere,
shoot immediately!
Sheriff
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The Government has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people
should be thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..oh!
No where should I Hide???
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A - U'r Attractive
B - U'r D Best
C - U'r Cute
D - U'r Dear 2 me
E - U'r Excellent
F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I'm
J - Just
K - Kidding

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1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey.

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Smbody
wants 2 kiss u
close ur eyes
umm.haa
muhaa...
ok..
satisfied now open ur eyes..
     ;****;
x( @..@ )x
     "(--)" Miss Me?

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This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message
a virus will be activated.
This virus should have
infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled,
unless you are ugly.

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R u Male or Female ???
Wants to know the answer...
Then see down . . . .
Not here u fooooooool..

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1 msg received...
1 cool person sent it...
1 fool is reading it...
1 fool gets mad...
1 fool is still reading it...
1 fool will forward this message to another fool!!

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Today,
tommorow
and yesterday
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you
You know Whose???

your Own Stupid!!!
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When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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