Jokes SMS Text Messages

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Oh! ur phone is working then,
U LIAR!


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Last night some Monkeys
came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble
good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said
"Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss... "

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At dis moment in time
10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping
& 1 stupid fool is reading my text!
pass on

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hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahihihi
hihihihihihihihihi
hihihihihihihihihi
hihohohohohoho
hohohohohohoho
hohoho
nothing special my friend,

just your face come in my mind.
ha ha ha ha ha ha

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What is the difference
between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs........

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How do you
occupy an idiot?
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How do you
occupy an idiot?
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SOME1
MISSES U
NEEDS U
WORRIES ABOUT U
WANTS 2B WITH U
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& IT AINT ME!

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Not every flower can represent love
but roses did it.
Not every tree can stand thirst,
but cactus did it.
Not every monkey can read SMS
but hey you just did!
Enjoy your day,
and dont forget to smile!

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u -
it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp....
I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER

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U have wasted
12345678910
...seconds reading my SMS..
Now get back to work

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A new software has been introduced.
Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles
can send free SMS 2 each other.
To install it in ur mobile
follow instructions
otherwise ur mobile may be damaged.

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Wrong key pressed,

Ur Mobile damaged

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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a
MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U

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Do u know that ur smile
takes 1000 people to death?
Save the world...
so plz start teeth brushing regularly

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L o n g t i m e a g o...
o n l y idiots used...
to read my S M S.
And,

t o d a y,
the history continues....

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why do donkeys eat grass?
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oooooooppppsssss!!!!
i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

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3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror....
2. Take mirror and just drop it....
3. U just go and stand
before the mirror & SMILE. . . .

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IN case of fire
read this message
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I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE
YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

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Laughing is best medicine,
so laugh,
loudly,
more loudly,
Good..
Now even more louder then loudly,
congrats u have won free entry to,

mental hospital

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I saw u on a road,
U look so beautiful.
u walk as a divine.
when i see u a sweet song
bowled in my heart.

WHO LET THE DOG OUT

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Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again,
But the person like you will not come again,
Because GOD never makes the same mistake
again n again....

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U r very special to me.
always u should be safe my dear.
i cant b with u all da times.
so please b careful
whenever u jump from tree to tree....;-)

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CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs
to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders
as one of the dogs is reading this

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WELCOME To
www.human.com
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New Member:
U r welcome
Processing:
Denied! Sorry u r not human.
Try
www.monkey.com

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AN ACTOR CANNOT B A POLITICIAN
BUT ARNOLD PROVED IT.
A WHITE CANNOT B A RAPPER
BUT EMINEM PROVED IT.
A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE
BUT YES, U DID IT.

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roses are red,
violets are blue,
the bulldog next door
reminds me of you

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U know last week,
I visited my friend in China
& they thought I'm joking
when I say in South Africa
there are Monkeys,
so will you plz lend me ur photographs
so that I can show them when I visit again?

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Can u pronounce good english:-
read along
woof, roof, loof, shoof,
shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof,
woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog.

Now stop barking

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