Good Night SMS Text Messages

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My day won't certainly be

over for I have something left to do.

I just couldn't sleep yet

without saying I love you.

Good Morning SMS Text Messages

Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND
and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me.
I'm sharing all with U...
Good Morning!

Rude Adult Dirty SMS Text Messages

Latest porn releases:
shaving ryan's privates.
missionary impossible.
as big as it gets.
forest hump.
riding miss daisy.
starwhores and
pornocchio

Marriage Weddding Anniversary SMS Text Messages

This a special Msg
To a special Someone
To remember a special Day and
To thank her for making Everthing special
In the special Past and special Future
Happy Special Anniversary!

Happy Birthday SMS Text Messages

_./’\._¸¸.•¤**¤•.¸.•¤**¤•..
*•. .•* *HaPpY BiRtHdAy!
/.•*•.\ ¸..•¤**¤•.,.•¤**¤•.*.

Christmas SMS Text Messages

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Wanted 2 send u somethin
sexy + hot 4 xmas
but the mail man told me 2
get thestamps off me arse
and get the fuck out da letter box..

Friendship SMS Text Messages

Opened an account 4U
at the Universal Bank of God's Blessings
& deposited 365 days full of of
Love,

Sorry SMS Text Messages

9 Words to represent me
Sorry
Remorseful
Repentant
Apologetic
Guilt RIdden
Penitent
Self-Reproachful
Conscience-sticken
Sorrowful

Break Up SMS Text Messages

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"I can do without you,
My Love, in all but two ways:
1. Sleep without you by my side.
2. Wake without you by my side."

Jokes SMS Text Messages

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Oh! ur phone is working then,
U LIAR!

Funny SMS Text Messages

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
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