Christmas SMS Text Messages

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Wanted 2 send u somethin
sexy + hot 4 xmas
but the mail man told me 2
get thestamps off me arse
and get the fuck out da letter box..


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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...

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B4 the sun sets,
B4 the memories fade,
B4 the networks get jammed &
B4 I get drunk & loose my phone,
Im wishin you a
MerRy XmAs

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Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween
& Happy Birthday
Now bug off and
don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

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Christmas is canceled this
year and it’s all because of
you..

I told Santa that you’ve
been good all year and he
died laughing!

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Just sending a WARM HEART
to say…
Merry Christmas and Enjoy
the holiday!

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Exercise tips this season:
stretch ur patience,
run miles of faith,
flex ur love 4 others &
smile ur heart out.
Have a healthy christmas!

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I dont care abt ur past.
Neithr do I care what thefuture brings.
All I wanti s ur present.

YOU w/o ur present.
Remmbr, ur present.

ur PRESENT 4 me.
MeRrY XmAs~!

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Last Nite i Caught some StaRs***
I ll Give them
2 the PeOple
whO r juSt so
SpaRklingly Special 2 Me....
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Catch it....it's 4 U
2 make ur Day a happiest Day
MerrY XmAs~!

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hohoho!
jingle pau.
jingle pau.
jingle cha siew pau.
lin yoong pau.
tau sa pau...
siew mai...
loh mai kai...
hey! merry x'mas
& a happy new year

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Knock Knock
Anybody home?

Delivery
for you ...

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. .(':') MERRY . .
( )/CHRISTMAS
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      ,*,      Merry
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'""""tJ"""" And
A Happy New Year

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Happy X-MAS !!
I know it's bit early 2 wish,
but i've got to wish LOTS
of gorgeous & sexy girlfriends.
So i thought 2 finish off
with fuckers & assholes 1st.

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   * MERRY *
*CHRISTMAS *

And A HAPPY NEW YEAR

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Wishing u A Merry Xmas
And be with your loved ones
for this special ocassion!

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Brought this Christmas Tree
Specially for Ya!

Merry Xmas!

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You've Got A Delivery!

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Silent Night,
Holy Night..

Its Xmas!
Merry Xmas~~

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Flowers for U!
Happy Valentine's Day!!

Opps, Its Christmas..
Then Merry Xmas Instead!~~

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Merry Xmas~~

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( =o=) Its Xmas~!
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Wishing You a Merry Xmas
And a Happy New Year!

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My Xmas Gift For Ya..

Becoz It Looks Like You!

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MerrY XmAs~!

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Opps Its Christmas!
No worries..
The SMS..
... Express is Here!
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Merry Xmas!


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You've Got Mail..

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And A Happy New Year

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the red nosed
reindeer is here to wish you
a Merry Xmas~~


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Santa is Here to Say
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Merry Xmas!

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I SÉT ÜP ThiS CHRISTMAS TREE
JusT FöR YöÜ.
It BrinGs WitH it,
Höpe, JöY, Löve & PéacE.
Merry Christmas 2 u~!


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Small Boy wrote to Santa
Claus,”please santa send me a brother”

Santa wrote back,
“SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
hohoho!.

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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

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Christmas is cummin the goose is getin fat
i dont often send a card to such an ugly twat
but txt is cheap and times are hard
so heres your f**n xmas card


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if one night you wake up
and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack
please don't be afraid because
i told santa all i want for christmas is you.

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